What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.
IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
Fact checking, people. This has over a hundred thousand notes. That’s a little terrifying. I’m about to be a mad archaeologist.
There is no crystal or glass pyramid in the Bermuda Triangle.
It was a claim made by some dude in the 60s who then said all of his photo equipment got destroyed and never went back to prove its existence. Proof of its existence is pretty much limited to a line in an interview with this guy. Now all of a sudden there are claims that some new scientists have stumbled upon a “translucent pyramid,” even though this rumor has been floating around for about fifty years.
The original source linked in one of the above user’s commentary has since been deleted, and there is no single reputable/peer-reviewed source out there detailing this pyramid. Also, I’m fairly certain the site EndAllDisease (the site of the original link) written by a guy named Mark who asks you to “Upgrade Your Life®” is one of the least reliable sources out there. There are also people who say that this new rumor originated on NewEarthDaily.com, a site with a news headline under the Health&Wellness Section entitled, “The New Human Race Which Cannot Get Sick.”
Let’s avoid promoting psuedoarchaeology from non-existent or questionable sources and rumors.
Adding my mite as an architect (I’m gonna ignore the Crystal Pyramid thing cause that sounds like total woo):
So the pyramid form cropped up in different cultures around the world, cultures who supposedly had no link? Well, yeah, if you want to build something really tall & impressive, but you don’t have steel & reinforced concrete yet, or cranes for that matter, a pyramid is a logical form to go for. It’s stable & you can ascend it as you go to build it higher. Think about it people: what’s the first thing you build when learning to make sand-castles as a child? Yep: a pyramid like pile of sand.
It’s not mystical, it’s not aliens, it’s not some super race of (probably white) Atlantans, it’s just engineering.